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King of the Noobs

Location: Reni & US IRC

Friday, August 21st 2015, 7:18pm

11:42:23 <Millencolin> Its
11:42:25 <Millencolin> A
11:42:28 <Millencolin> GRLLLLLLLL
11:45:54 <Yoman> nice
11:46:44 <Millencolin> xD
11:47:04 — Millencolin grabs yoman and dances around the room
11:49:06 <Rakymos> my first thought was "grill" as in bbq and also as in "delicious" but i dont think millen would be dancing with yoman because of bbq. Well yoman would...
11:55:25 — Millencolin eyes the german over tea cup
11:57:01 <Rakymos> what? you can't deny it. Bbq *IS* delicious...
11:57:35 <Rakymos> (not that you should eat a baby...)

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Téster - 95/61/60/45/45 CH/WL/R/P/M
Dontkillimascout - 90/61 WL/P

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SaitoHajime

Unregistered

42

Sunday, September 6th 2015, 2:53am

[22:39:35] * sox riffles thro rustys pockies looking for cards
[22:41:11] <Yoman> and for caffines
[...]
[00:00:04] <sox> to nap... or not to nap.....
[00:00:21] <Yoman> have you caffinated?
[00:03:52] * Rakymos|afk is now known as Rakymos
[00:05:25] <Rusty> Weird.... I swear I had couple cards in my pocket, but cant find them
[00:06:07] <Yoman> blame the coffeemonster
[00:06:34] <Rusty> Millen raided me? Hey!!!!!
[00:07:14] <Yoman> raided by a healpriest
[00:07:16] <Yoman> GG
[00:08:52] <Rusty> Hey, GMs, I'd like to report Millen for cardnapping
[00:09:10] <@SaitoHajime> hm
[00:09:13] <@SaitoHajime> any proof? :p
[00:09:59] <Rusty> I had cards now I don't. I bet if you arrest that Millen person and search her stash, they are there
[...]
[02:44:29] * sox blinks at rusty sleepily
[02:44:46] <Rusty> I see a cardnapper!
[02:45:36] <Rusty> That means GM didn't arrest you and throw you into a pokey. Booooo!!!!

first "caffines", now cards ... what's next? Is anything safe from theMillen™ ? Stay tuned...

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Zerienga

King of the Noobs

Posts: 1,027

Location: Reni & US IRC

43

Monday, September 21st 2015, 3:47am

Quoted

15:05:06 — Rusty demands to get his 30 phirius tokens back
15:08:32 — @Heron rejects demand
15:10:19 — Rusty goes all lawyerese, constructing elaborate page-long arguments that he is due a refund
15:10:48 — Millencolin says all requests must be made in triplicate... *goes on vacation*
15:11:22 — Rusty doubts that Millen is Heron's secretary
15:11:42 — Millencolin is a gosh darn GUD secretary!
15:11:45 <Millencolin> ask mah wifey
15:12:07 <Yoman> making coffee doesnt mean you get to drink it all alone...
15:13:02 <Rusty> Yo, wifey, is millen a gud secretary?
15:13:20 <Millencolin> she crashed abit ago
15:13:27 <Rusty> No answer. Lets try chanserv
15:13:42 <Rusty> !8 Is Millen a gud secretary?
15:13:42 <@ChanServ> Rusty: Could be, could be.
15:14:02 <Rusty> !8 Is Millen a gud secretary for Heron?
15:14:02 <@ChanServ> Rusty: Not a chance.
15:14:20 <Zerienga> !8 Is Millen a "gosh darn GUD secretary!"?
15:14:20 <@ChanServ> Zerienga: Absolutely!
15:15:16 <Rusty> Darn. Cant argue with Chanserv
15:15:30 <mylove-away> you sure about that?
15:15:36 <mylove-away> you want to go down that road ruty?
15:15:39 <mylove-away> *rusty
15:15:52 <Rusty> !8 Can I argue with Chanserv?
15:15:52 <@ChanServ> Rusty: Not a chance.
15:16:01 <Rusty> I am sure
15:16:18 <Zerienga> Can everyone except Rusty argue with ChanServ?
15:16:19 <mylove-away> o-k
15:16:24 <Zerienga> !8 Can everyone except Rusty argue with ChanServ?
15:16:24 <@ChanServ> Zerienga: Not a chance.
15:16:54 <Zerienga> !8 Who can argue with ChanServ?
15:16:54 <@ChanServ> Zerienga: In your dreams.
15:17:07 Zerienga → In_your_dreams
15:17:12 <In_your_dreams>
15:17:16 <Millencolin> O.O
15:17:19 <Yoman> !8 will millen drink all the caffines she would be tasked with to make?
15:17:19 <@ChanServ> Yoman: Absolutely!
15:17:22 <Yoman> see..
15:17:28 <Millencolin> notintillyougetacouplemoreyearsolder
15:17:29 <Millencolin> xD
15:17:36 <In_your_dreams> ? O.o
15:17:41 <Millencolin> hahaha
15:17:48 — Millencolin dies laughing
15:18:02 — Millencolin dies laughing with all four paws in teh air laughing
15:18:34 <In_your_dreams> millen, mind out of teh gutter. out of teh gutter!
15:19:14 <Yoman> seems Millen prefers Rusty over Zeri
15:19:33 <In_your_dreams> lol
15:19:57 <Millencolin> psh *im* not old enough for that ^.^
15:20:00 — Millencolin HIDES
15:20:20 <In_your_dreams> but you're old enough for grey hairs, so you must be old enough for that
15:20:43 — Millencolin emits rood noise
15:20:44 <Yoman> Zeri 1 Millen 0 ...

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lemony2

Intermediate

Posts: 233

44

Monday, September 21st 2015, 10:24pm

<np> Yes I have that quest now!!
<Rusty> Grats! Sacrtifice a virgin to Yoman.
<Rusty> Or a goat. But I think he prefers virgins. Unless you can find a virgin goat and cover both possibilities

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vfwiffo

Rustypedia

Posts: 3,364

Mood: Blink

45

Tuesday, October 6th 2015, 9:10pm

Truer words were never spoken:

<AntonTakk>there was a wild idiot lose in my chair.

-- Rustyx --- 92R / 92S / 92M on Reni (Guild KnightShift). Yes, running the new FOTM R/M, cause I am not elf enough to be WD/S.

Oh, and people who have more than 3 classes are clinically insane.

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lemony2

Intermediate

Posts: 233

46

Monday, October 19th 2015, 6:59pm

Quoted

<np> i got an problem
<Heron> <.<
<Rusty> Me too!
<Rusty> I got lots of problems

oh rusty.... smh

98/98/61 osha p/k/r
overheard in guildchat: "Its RoM if you're not lagging, you've crashed" "from your lips to frog's ears"

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Jguy

Intermediate

Posts: 493

Location: Chicago Area, IL, USA

47

Thursday, October 29th 2015, 8:46pm

Quoted

(14:38:28) (cike) you have to understand, i know literally 0 languages
(14:38:49) (cike) so my "type script" will most likely be a mashup of what i can find on the internet, a complete hackjob
(14:38:58) (@Aqualink) Cike doesn't know English even?
(14:39:03) (@Aqualink) ....That explains a lot.
(14:39:05) (cike) no, i don't
(14:39:07) (cike) :D
(14:39:30) (@Aqualink) No wonder whenever you type all I see is "blah blah blah blah scouts rule blah blah blah"

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lemony2

Intermediate

Posts: 233

48

Monday, November 2nd 2015, 5:41pm

Quoted

* Heron is a massively undergeared cheerleader with homicidal intentions

98/98/61 osha p/k/r
overheard in guildchat: "Its RoM if you're not lagging, you've crashed" "from your lips to frog's ears"

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lemony2

Intermediate

Posts: 233

49

Friday, November 20th 2015, 4:10pm

Quoted

Heron> ahhh, chanserv. nobody understands me like you do
<Heron> !8 cuddle?
<ChanServ> Heron: Not a chance

ah... denied! Its a coldcruelbot

whats a burd suppose to do

98/98/61 osha p/k/r
overheard in guildchat: "Its RoM if you're not lagging, you've crashed" "from your lips to frog's ears"

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Sarkas

Event Manager

Posts: 450

Location: Under the Sea

Mood: W00t

50

Saturday, November 21st 2015, 9:43pm

<Millencolin> im hearing there was a lobster on my server this morning

<@Sarkas> and a shark
<@Sarkas> and a whatever kiranos is
<@Kiranos> ^_^
<@Sarkas> ^_^
<Millencolin> i think he's a burd critter
<Rusty> He is apparently a greek cafe - https://www.facebook.com/kiranos.cafe/photos
<Millencolin> i kinda wonderered about that, i think i read somewhere that kiran is 'guy' in greek?
<Yoman> there is κράνος but thats a helmet and missing the "i"
<@Kiranos> god im so busted
<Yoman> great. 1 gyros pita plz. thx.

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Zerienga

King of the Noobs

Posts: 1,027

Location: Reni & US IRC

51

Friday, November 27th 2015, 6:53am

Meanwhile in IRC...

Quoted from "US IRC Channel"

20:38:39 <TheNewSlash> anyone know of a dia sale anytime soon?
20:42:10 <Zerienga> Yea. Tomorrow. Go to Jarad or Kay Jewelers

(Please note that my response is completely sarcastic and that I have no idea if there will be a dias sale in RoM.)

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Dontkillimascout - 90/61 WL/P

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Isopod

Super Gamemaster

Posts: 322

52

Saturday, November 28th 2015, 5:15pm

[11:10:15] <@Isopod> so what are we doing today Heron?
[11:10:28] <@Heron> same thing we do every day, lobster
[11:11:07] <@Heron> what did you do the millen this time?
[11:11:54] <@Isopod> cant take over the world with no caffines
[11:12:03] <@Heron> evil of you
[11:12:07] <@Heron> heron-approved.
[11:12:12] <@Isopod> !8 am i evil?
[11:12:12] <@ChanServ> Isopod: Absolutely!

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Aqualink

Team Manager

Posts: 945

Location: /home/aqua

Occupation: Cuddle Chamber Manager

Mood: Mellow

53

Monday, November 30th 2015, 5:04pm

Quoted

(09:50:57) (@Heron) you mean to tell me this channel isn't meant for cat pictures?
(09:51:02) (@Heron) D:
(09:51:17) * AntonTakk has access to dictionaries that are older than Rusty's programming skills, and dictionaries newer than Zeri's latest noob thought, and anything inbetween
(09:53:47) (@Heron) wait...zeri does thoughts?
(09:53:56) (@Heron) guys I can't handle so many revelations on a monday morning
(09:54:04) (@Heron) slow down
(09:54:09) (AntonTakk) lol
(09:59:52) (AntonTakk) Heron: its ok, they aren't real thoughts, it's more like, if he tripped, fell and hit his head, he might think "OWWWWWWW! WHY HEAD HURT!?"

Nothing like poking fun at a Zeri on a Monday morning.

Support this way ; RoM Terms of Service ; RoM Forum Rules
Runes of Magic US Team Manager
Thanks to burd for prettiful avatar <3

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Heron

Game Administrator

Posts: 942

Location: Swamp

Occupation: Fishing

54

Monday, December 14th 2015, 1:15am

[16:36] * cike now has a mental image of saito and raky in aprons and rubber gloves...one washing, one drying
[16:36] * cike stabs self in eye with rusty
[16:37] <Rakymos> let me guess, in the kitchen we are preparing "sauerkraut", beer and a bratwurst?
[16:46] <@Kiranos> don't forget the schnitzel

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lemony2

Intermediate

Posts: 233

55

Thursday, December 24th 2015, 4:00pm

Quoted

<Heron> ah shoot
<Heron> I didn't grammar too gud in that one
<Sarkas> we don't get paid for correct grammar

98/98/61 osha p/k/r
overheard in guildchat: "Its RoM if you're not lagging, you've crashed" "from your lips to frog's ears"

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SaitoHajime

Unregistered

56

Sunday, February 7th 2016, 6:25pm

Come fall, if Little Annie disappears again we all know whom to blame ....

Quoted

<@SaitoHajime> I present: millen-safe caffines. http://i.imgur.com/ZpQscJK.jpg (*)
<+Briea> quit picking on the millen
<+Briea> let her enjoy her caffines
<@Aqualink> Finally. A caffine I don't have to hide.
<Millencolin> saito
<Millencolin> mah dear
<Millencolin> yew know
<Millencolin> im a heal priest?
* Millencolin getting the itchy feeling to go HEAL A NPC

(*) little caffine-monster Millen totally loooves tomatoes ...see?

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Lemurk

Trainee

Posts: 56

Mood: Blink

57

Wednesday, February 17th 2016, 4:45am

[21:20] == Rade [~Rade@82spe1mqpyxyszoa1qx71qc7a.guest.OnlineGamesNet] has joined #runesofmagic.us
[21:21] <@Heron> nice try sneaking in during siege so the M-I-L-L-E-N doesn't greet you, Rade
[21:21] <@Heron> but, I'm sure she'll get you in a few minutes
[21:22] <Rade> Yeah I forgot to bathe the caffiene off, Today.
[21:22] <Rade> No way I can hide
[21:22] <@Heron> better run bro
[21:22] <@Heron> or if you like, I could set you on fire and end the pain early
[21:23] <Rade> Naw I can handle her. She only has claws right?
[21:23] <@Heron> teefs
[21:23] <@Heron> attitudes
[21:23] <@Heron> and bad grammar
[21:24] <Rade> Haha.
[21:26] <Rade> I can only be held responisbile for my current state.
[21:26] <Rade> Which is .......
[21:26] <@Heron> dunked?
[21:26] <@Heron> sauced?
[21:26] <@Heron> derp-faced?
[21:27] <@Heron> soaked?
[21:27] <Rade> A guessing game!!!! Oh can I play?
[21:28] <@Heron> I think I could hardly stop you, anyway
[21:28] <Rade> Oh darn. NVM I am the ....
[21:28] <@SaitoHajime> !8 is Rade derp-faced?
[21:28] <@ChanServ> SaitoHajime: Not a chance.
[21:29] <@SaitoHajime> hm
[21:29] <@Heron> !8 is he face-derped ?
[21:29] <@ChanServ> Heron: Not a chance.
[21:29] <Rade> I might or I might not. That is the question of the hour.
[21:30] <Rade> All I know is Millen has not pounced.
[21:30] <Rade> So all is goos
[21:30] <Rade> Good
[21:30] * Millencolin pounces
[21:30] <Rade> Darn it
[21:30] <@SaitoHajime> you had that coming
[21:31] <Rade> Perfect timiing
[21:31] <@Heron> his ping-fu is lacking
[21:31] <Rade> Thall shall not make fun of the one
[21:33] <@Heron> HAH
[21:33] <@Heron> I shall not?
[21:33] <@Heron> maybe if I'm too busy being asleep or something
[21:33] <Rade> Well if you insist
[21:33] <Rade> Have fun
[21:33] <Rade> You have my permission
[21:33] <Rade> OOOOPS
[21:35] * Rade is hoping Heron is TOO busy!
[21:35] <@Heron> well.... it IS shower time
[21:36] <@Heron> I'll multi-task by thinking of some gud zingers for you, shall I?
[21:37] <Rade> Sure I need some entertainment now that SW has finished.

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Cike

Rogue

Posts: 4,171

Occupation: Being Human

58

Wednesday, February 17th 2016, 6:24am

previously, on The IRC:

Quoted

[15/02/2016 19:41:54] * Millencolin perks and twitches nose
[15/02/2016 19:41:55] * Rade (~Rade@5bz48ssu5c394487lllkfxh5h.guest.OnlineGamesNet) has joined
[15/02/2016 19:42:06] <Millencolin> hello Rade
[15/02/2016 19:42:12] <Rade> Bah
[15/02/2016 19:42:18] <Rade> I never can sneak in

my r/p can outdps r/m. your name is stupid.

mages should stack dex. word.

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lemony2

Intermediate

Posts: 233

59

Wednesday, February 17th 2016, 9:00pm

<Rusty> I am not as girly as Bieber, though.
<Jguy> that's okay rusty, i still belibe in you
<Aqualink> ....I should kick you for that.
<Aqualink> i see what you did there.

98/98/61 osha p/k/r
overheard in guildchat: "Its RoM if you're not lagging, you've crashed" "from your lips to frog's ears"

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lemony2

Intermediate

Posts: 233

60

Sunday, March 6th 2016, 12:53am

Quoted

<BoxOfInkyBlackHatred> oh
<BoxOfInkyBlackHatred> yeah
<Sarkas> ^_^
* Sarkas sprinkles some pink lurve into BoxOfInkyBlackHatred
* BoxOfInkyBlackHatred absorbs it and is unaffected
* BoxOfInkyBlackHatred slides silently next to Sarkas
* BoxOfInkyBlackHatred extends inky black tentacles around Sarkas's neck
<Sarkas> o.ô
<Sarkas> are you flirting with me?
<Sarkas> lol, cike
<Yoman> Cthulu-style?
<cike> "senpai notice me!"
<Sarkas> D
* BoxOfInkyBlackHatred strangles Sarkas and begind absorbing his corpse
<cike> "soo kawaii!"
<Sarkas> I'm made of pink sprinkles
<Sarkas> good luck strangling that
* BoxOfInkyBlackHatred absorbs the pink sprinkle being and traps it's soul in eternal torment
<Sarkas> it's like hugging water
<Sarkas> stop that, before I start to like it

#runesofmagic.us weird stuff goes on there... be afraid ^.^

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