Runes of Magic US / AU

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So, you wana get married? Here's how you do it;

This girl, that you got your eye on? Tell her she is special, but don't creep her out. Dear god if you scare her off, your testes will jump up into your throat and strangle you because of how hard you'll have blue balled yourself.

Go on a few quest dates with her, get a feel for how she rolls and weather she is a Fakeie or if she is legit. If she is the first, drop her off in FA, let her die then leave the party. Block her and resume life as normal.

However if this girl seems legit its time to take it to the next level. Ask her to go on a really serious quest date, something that you may both die from. But she doesn't know, you've spent all afternoon crafting potions and cooking food that will give you the edge you need to pull off your heroic stunt. when she is just about to die, save her ass. Doesn't matter how, doesn't matter if you get some dura loss, but you save her, got it? Good, moving on.

Now you have her attention, sure she may not be drooling all over you yet, but the next step is a surefire way to get her pixels poppin'. Upgrade that bitches gear. Bitches LOVE upgrades! Is she still rolling around with some Howling Mountians +10HP quest earrings crap? F-that noise, you get her a T4 Vhatos ring and you + that thing to 7, give her three of these items and she will be drawn by the three sevens and eventually, she'll be in your house more often then your housemaids if you know what i mean

But your work aint done yet son, not by a long shot, this is where you start introducing her to your friends, bros before hoes man, creed to live by. If they approve and she likes than you make a big commitment.

Invite her to your guild.

Many people make this step too early and end up screwing up not only the relationship, but the entire guild suffers because of your drama. Don't do it too early. If she is still with you at this point though, go for it. If she declines, try again in a few more weeks, if another decline, kick her ass to the curb, otherwise you're just about there.

Now comes the big part, giving her that one special thing that will make her say I Do. Don't just give her the ring, nuh uhh. 35k? Get that garbage out of here. You buy her a set of WINGS son and i'm not talking about those crappy "Little Devils wings" i mean something beastly that will make her strip down to her skivvies and give you a lapdance.

Thats when you give her the ring and the wings, but for god sakes if you've got the spare cash, you STAT those wings come hell or high water, and you make DAMN sure they are the best stats for the class and for the content.

After she's done pumping your prostate and prodding your pixels comes the wedding ceremony. Its not unlike a Las Vegas wedding, not many people show up and you're in and out in less time than it takes to bake muffins.

Now, this is where you gotta make some sacrifice. All those hot, young housekeeper girls you got? Let em go, after you take all your stuff from em. They were spendy enough as it is. But you still need housekeepers right? Your woman won't clean house, she'll be too busy cleaning her shiny new gear you were smart enough to get her, so you hire MALES.

But if she gets a little flirty, let her have her space man, she may need to flirt a little to get that aptitude up faster. And who doesn't like higher aptitude on their housekeepers? Communist, that's who. Are you a commie Dragon? No, cause you want to marry. Everyone knows commies can't marry.