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Thursday, June 21st 2012, 11:47pm

So, I marry me a dwarf.

So, I marry me a dwarf. He is little younger than I normally go for, but hey, at L72, you take all the action you can get.

It hasn't been a bad marriage, aside from obvious. Let's just say there are certain... ummm... how should I put it... size issues with the little guy. But, hey, it happens. He is young. The registrar of marriages even looked at us funny. Told him "Hey, you are not 18 yet, you can't marry". Bah, humbug... didn't even ask if we were from one of those states where if you are not married before 18, there is something wrong with you.

So, we've been spending lots of time just partying together. Good times. Although he really mis-interpreted it when I asked him "Hey, you want to do some HOS?".

Anyway, the little guy wanted me to see the country where he grew up. Fine... I port there. I figured I'll do the local attractions, run a quest or two, get maybe some titles. After all, that is what my elven ex did. We had grand old time there on Elven Island.

Not so in Yrvandis. There was nothing to do. They gave me like 4-5 quests, and that was it. I wanted to see how the Taffrock buff looks on me, but nooooooo... Can't get it. Wont give me the quest. What is it? Is it because I dont have a beard? Too tall? Have boobs? What kind of a zone they run over there?

Where was I? Oh, yeah... if you want to go Yrvandis, don't bother. The place is a dump. :p
-- Rustyx --- 92R / 92S / 92M on Reni (Guild KnightShift). Yes, running the new FOTM R/M, cause I am not elf enough to be WD/S.

Oh, and people who have more than 3 classes are clinically insane.


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Friday, June 22nd 2012, 12:31am

lol, I did same thing yesterday for the titles as human and had the same end response..
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Friday, June 22nd 2012, 1:03am

@ 'wiffo:

I could say something about mixed-race marriages or robbing cradles.

But I won't.

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Friday, June 22nd 2012, 4:27pm

A quest-digger married a gold-digger, you got what you deserved.

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Friday, June 22nd 2012, 7:45pm

@ Vfwiffo you just crack me up! :cool:

@ Malignatus yeah we know what kind of thoughts you have ... thank you for not sharing :p