If your forum posts are longer then any reports you write for work...
If when you see a water fountain you get the urge to find a horse to ride and jump around the fountain in circles...
If you're at an AA meeting and open with the line, "Hi, im George, and im a scout."...
If you open a wood crate of red wine and yell, "YES! Phirus Potion E!"...
When you play lazer tag with a water gun, in case there are any fearing devices set up...
When you are asked what you would like for dinner every night, and reply with, "Juicy Battered Fish."...
