Funniest SW Accusation

ruisen2000

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Tuesday, January 10th 2012, 10:21pm

Although SW accusations are often annoying, sometimes they can actually be pretty funny, and make you go "LOL WOW"
So, what was the funniest/worst/most fail SW accusation you have ever heard of?

I'll start with some of my favourite ones...
This one doesn't even both with the extra details

-You're hacking because you just won siege!!

Are you sure you REALLY want to say that to a guy who gets 4 fps in siege?

-You're hacking because we're lagging in siege!!

Did I mention that the person called the hack is a rogue who JUST used hide while he's saying this...?

-That rogue is hacking!! He just went invisible as soon as I saw him and started running towards him!!!

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mnkmurphy885

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Tuesday, January 10th 2012, 10:47pm

We used to hear:

You MUST be hackers cause you're from Palenque!!!

a lot. Haven't heard that one in a long time, thank goodness, cause it was getting kinda boring and predictable.

My all time favorite happened to a lowbee of ours, who's a real whiz at killing the baby balloons:

You must be a bot! Stop botting you hacker!!!

He stopped farming just long enough to say that he wasn't a bot, he just likes killing balloons lol.

Albi gets all the good lines too, he also has heard this from people (he's a barely geared d/w):

You must be hacking!! DRUID'S CAN'T KILL PEOPLE!!!

That one is his favorite. He loves killing the geared rogues that mess around on his turf, which is the area all around the side towers by the castle, and sometimes they get kinda butthurt when he manages to kite them around and kill them with his DoT's. They kill him plenty too, he has like 20k hp, but he absolutely loves it when he gets a good kite kill- especially if they have more than 100k hp.

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Boulvide

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Tuesday, January 10th 2012, 10:51pm

One of my fovorites is getting accused of porting while playing a rogue...ahhhhh duh i can creep up outta nowhere and gank u and poof im gone again and randomly pop up somewhere else >.<

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Silenteye7

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Tuesday, January 10th 2012, 10:52pm

We fought this one guild that was using the "hammer" (you know what I mean) hack. There were level 50s running around hitting people for like 30k and avoiding damage (dodge/miss) like it was the plague... so I grabbed up a healer and went after one of them, and after like a 3 min battle with this guy (keep in mind I was 67 at the time), he eventually died. He then went on to say,

"You're hacking! You shouldn't have been able to kill me!"

Basically he called me a hacker because I was able to overcome his hacking >,<

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trav42073

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Tuesday, January 10th 2012, 11:34pm

meh, enough with the compliments already i say.

how bout, whats ur favorite response to people that call u hackers?

my trademark response is Shhhhhhhhhh.

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arvis21

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Wednesday, January 11th 2012, 12:36am

worst ever is.
other guild person: I know you didn't kill me b/c the mage fireball hit me and then i die. he's hacking b/c it keeps saying "target to far away"

Me: your combat log says??

other guild person: Combo shot x3 40k crit per, wtf you're hacking how can you crit me so much

Me: ...

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Boulvide

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Wednesday, January 11th 2012, 1:10am

I have a macro set up just for when people call me hacker.... "I Keel You!! 0.0"

On a side note.. Hi Otco i Keeled you ther other night XD

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kicouto

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Wednesday, January 11th 2012, 1:23am

we have been accused of using tornado several times, one of our mages using thunderstorm

been accuse several time of porting, im a rogue. also they dont seem to know what invis towers are. setting tons up with FoTs in them and running through all of them.

kited the honor guard to one of their gates and got accused of exploiting

best one: at level 19 as a rogue, my first siege ever,i was accused of attempting to shadow stepping the gate, funny, rogues dont get shadow step till lvl 28

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refugee

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Wednesday, January 11th 2012, 2:00am

Quoted from "trav42073;500834"

meh, enough with the compliments already i say.

how bout, whats ur favorite response to people that call u hackers?

my trademark response is Shhhhhhhhhh.

I normally respond to accusations with 'yeah, I learned my class and use my skills as well as I can'
Sometimes it gets odd results, shortly after that happened once the person who I talked to was shouting that I had admitted to hacking and he frapsed it, was sending it along with screen shots in to get me banned. I just told him to scroll up and see exactly what I had said, but still the rest of siege was the same way.

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mikkehboii

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Wednesday, January 11th 2012, 2:23am

Hmm most times my guild have been called hackers they just said "You guys are hacking/cheating".... only time I remember something that followed after that was back in my old guild. We basically took down their front gate within 5 minutes of the beginning of siege so they said "You guys are hacking you are taking the gate down too fast." Hmmm maybe that has something to do with 45 vs 10 huh and everyone was pretty much equally geared...

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sup4starballer

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Wednesday, January 11th 2012, 3:13am

Quoted from "mikkehboii;500864"

Hmm most times my guild have been called hackers they just said "You guys are hacking/cheating".... only time I remember something that followed after that was back in my old guild. We basically took down their front gate within 5 minutes of the beginning of siege so they said "You guys are hacking you are taking the gate down too fast." Hmmm maybe that has something to do with 45 vs 10 huh and everyone was pretty much equally geared...

Well, if you are talking about ****** then the accuser was right. I was once in ****** and they had hackers. That is how they shot up in sw rankings so quick.

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CROMI80

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Wednesday, January 11th 2012, 3:17am

You can hide, you are hacking

Seriously , I get called a hacker very often.
you a scout, how could you hide.
Ans: I am a scout/warden.........

You hacker I can kill you with 1 low blow just now! Now I can't.
I buff up this time.......

You a scout, you should not be able to kill me as a rogue.!! You are hacking I have frags on.
Ans: seriously what kind of stupid logic is this...

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Mamn00n

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Wednesday, January 11th 2012, 7:03am

I don't get accused of hacking often.

Probably mainly due to when people see me they just give up and spam the rez button.

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trav42073

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Wednesday, January 11th 2012, 12:48pm

Quoted from "Boulvide;500850"

I have a macro set up just for when people call me hacker.... "I Keel You!! 0.0"

On a side note.. Hi Otco i Keeled you ther other night XD

Ahahahaha, i love that one.

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RoMage

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Wednesday, January 11th 2012, 5:00pm

In my old guild we had a guildy who would post 'hackers' and 'porters' every time we were loosing the fight. It was kind of silly at first, but very annoying later.

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KatalanOrk

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Wednesday, January 11th 2012, 6:16pm

I saw a guy post a screenshot of his combat log showing that a Rogue had hit him simultaneously three times, and thus was obviously a hacker and a 'noob' who knew so little of the game they must cheat.

As you may have guessed, it was Wound Attack.

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mikkehboii

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Wednesday, January 11th 2012, 6:25pm

Quoted from "sup4starballer;500872"

Well, if you are talking about ****** then the accuser was right. I was once in ****** and they had hackers. That is how they shot up in sw rankings so quick.

Orly? What's your character name then? If you really were in ****** you would never say that. Even the people who hold grudges against us or rage quit the guild would never say that. Simply because its not true.

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Ishkur

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Wednesday, January 11th 2012, 6:32pm

Can we not call out player or guilds.
Lets keep it clean and not turn this into a flame or rant.

Thanks.

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Eledhwen

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Wednesday, January 11th 2012, 7:52pm

more tidbits

I heard of a Guild that some of their players look identical, all dressed in black armor and all blonde.
One would die and another would come out of hiding and die then another would show up all with in one minute or so... they were hackers!
Two were Rogues and 1 was either a Knight or warrior. :eek: