You ruining my joke...
I'll give you a different one. It seems that a well-meaning but wrong-headed Florida state legislooter has initiated a bill to do away with DST in Florida. Perhaps he thinks that since AZ and parts of NM don't have DST, Florida doesn't need it, either.
Some fellow legislooters are against this, claiming that it would confuse tourists and other visitors.
I tend to agree with the latter. Visitors coming into the US through Florida would stand a good chance of missing connecting flights elsewhere due to time confusion.. And tourists might miss out on their E-ticket rides at Disneyworld and other major theme park attractions.
I'd hate my watch and Verizon smartphone to be arguing over what time it really was. (Watch has auto-DST adjustment based on NIST clock in Fort Collins, CO, time adjustment happens around 3am Mountain Time. Verizon smartphone is sometimes not all that smart.)
Late thought: If there was no DST in FL, would the RoM servers use DST or not? <shudder>