You Forgot To Not Feed The Werewolf. -Points And Laughs-
That's nice, because we're all laughing at you.
I have no idea what you're talking about. Something about a tournament, and you being Canadian, and something else.
I don't know because I'm not giving myself a headache trying to read it.
You want to be different, who doesn't? But doing so with incredibly bad spelling errors only serves to weaken your message (since it won't be received) and will only annoy the reader, further eroding their confidence in you.
Put it this way, who do you trust with your money? The clean cut man in a clean suit, or the guy with a 3 day beard who keeps referring to you as "dude?"
Feel free to continue onward with your crusade of spelling errors and attempts to troll, and refer to yourself as a "werewolf." Just don't expect anyone else to pay much attention to you for it.