Is Kalvan stalking me? (Taken from my "about me" page.)
I mean, c'mon Kalvan, I know I'm awesome, but stop trying to peek into my bathroom curtains!

:p
Yes this is random. Yes the servers are down. Yes I am bored.
If I've sent a PM to you, chances are that I clicked on your name on a post of yours. This will take me to your "page", where I then select "Send a private message to..."
I don't stalk anyone. I do, however have a tendency to delete or edit messages posted by Certain People, for forum rule violations.
I do like 'wiffo, but not enough to stalk him. He dresses all pink and fuzzy.
FM Zeylon gets stalked every day. By our Community Managment team.
I dare not stalk Pazuzzu. Tried that in siege once. Didn't work.