Before
I'll leave you alone with Mika, I have to start my favorite Off Topic Game here
Here is how evil fairy works:
A person makes a wish.
The next person grants that wish but with some evil adjustments. And makes a wish.
The next person grants that wish but with some evil adjustments. And makes a wish.
The next person grants that wish but with some evil adjustments. And makes a wish.
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Example:
John: I wish I coul fly.
Sarah: Wish granted. You can fly but the birds are so confused from you flying, that they fly very close to you all time long. You can't see and keep crashing. // I wish I could get a free coffee right to my bed every morning.
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Don't be mean.
Start!
I wish it would finally stop snowing here in Berlin!