Quoted from "Kroagnon;596480"
I wish the window-cleaner hadn't caught me picking fluff out of my belly button this afternoon. The poor sod almost fell off the ladder laughing. At least I was only one floor up...
Quoted from "Squippit;597425"
I wish yellow was removed from the rainbow. Screw yellow -.-

Quoted from "vfwiffo;597468"
Around the corner is a runaway truck. You DO NOT enjoy next 4 weeks in intensive care unit.
Wish I was stinky rich. :p
Quoted from "Amberwave;597470"
Wish granted, but you and your money do actually stink, and there for no one will actually interact with you directly and almost no one will accept your money, and then only in very small amounts.
I wish I had a clone to do my job while I stay home![]()

Quoted from "Cike;597477"
wish granted, but the clone does a terrible job and gets you fired
i wish i was a pink pony
Quoted from "mnkmurphy885;597482"
Wish granted, but you get kidnapped by a party of tourists from Key West and spend the rest of your life as a mascot in parades down Main Street...
I wish I was already level 77/77/77...
Location: That one place over there - see?
Occupation: Going places, doing things.. getting them done!
Quoted from "atriedies;597839"
Wish granted. Unfortunately your unable to breathe in the vacuum of space.
I wish I had a penny.
Quoted from "EntropyKnight;597853"
Granted, but the penny has been put through a souvenir penny maker and now acts as a memorial to some really bad tourism.
I wish for someone to get what exactly I'm referencing when I say "We're going to be the best of friends, you and I."