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Malignatus

Master of All I Survey

Posts: 623

Location: The Land of Confusion

Occupation: Occupation: Foole

Mood: Squint

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Thursday, April 4th 2013, 7:18pm

Quoted from "Kroagnon;596480"

I wish the window-cleaner hadn't caught me picking fluff out of my belly button this afternoon. The poor sod almost fell off the ladder laughing. At least I was only one floor up...


Wish granted, it wasn't fluff, nor was it your belly button.

I wish I was 25 again and retain the knowledge I now have.

Posts: 22

Location: Argentina

Occupation: Work, try to keep a bunch of people alive as myself.

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42

Thursday, April 11th 2013, 4:58pm

Quoted from "Malignatus;596530"

Wish granted, it wasn't fluff, nor was it your belly button.

I wish I was 25 again and retain the knowledge I now have.


Wish Granted, but the timeline where you are that knowledge is totally pointless.

I wish I could write in a language everyone understands.

43

Thursday, April 11th 2013, 11:10pm

Wish granted, but now you cant understand anything someone else writes.

I wish it rained skittles

Drakkarsdad

Professional

Posts: 599

Location: In a house

Occupation: CSR

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44

Friday, April 12th 2013, 12:44am

Quoted from "Blade187;597400"

Wish granted, but now you cant understand anything someone else writes.

I wish it rained skittles


Wish granted but they all land in yellow snow.
I wish I could go sky diving.

Squippit

Beginner

Posts: 45

Location: Healing the pesky duelers =.=

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45

Friday, April 12th 2013, 5:15am

Quoted from "Drakkarsdad;597406"

Wish granted but they all land in yellow snow.
I wish I could go sky diving.


Wish granted, but you don't live :( *splat*

I wish yellow was removed from the rainbow. Screw yellow -.-
Squippit-D/Wd/S 75/50/45 OSHA Faction

Kroagnon

The Dungeon Keeper

Posts: 1,408

Location: Dungeon

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46

Friday, April 12th 2013, 9:17am

Quoted from "Squippit;597425"

I wish yellow was removed from the rainbow. Screw yellow -.-


Wish granted, but removing from the rainbow also removed it from the color spectrum completely and leads to global chaos as bananas turn invisible and oranges are red and need to be renamed.

I wish I had more hard disk space.

camagic

Professional

Posts: 849

Location: noobville

Occupation: expert noob

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47

Friday, April 12th 2013, 10:08am

wish granted, but your computer wont recognize the extra space.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener, for that is what I truely wish to be...
95wd/95s/65d
server artemis
Please do not "class balanace" the tactics I use.

Kalvan

Super Gamemaster

Posts: 2,053

Location: Lurking Amongst the Forums

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48

Friday, April 12th 2013, 7:44pm

Quoted from "camagic;597435"

wish granted, but your computer wont recognize the extra space.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener, for that is what I truely wish to be...


Wish granted, but you are slowly and messily consumed by a slobbery small dog.

I wish I knew what is around that corner.
[ New Sig Coming. Watch This Space! ]


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Friday, April 12th 2013, 9:36pm

Around the corner is a runaway truck. You DO NOT enjoy next 4 weeks in intensive care unit.

Wish I was stinky rich. :p
-- Rustyx --- 92R / 92S / 92M on Reni (Guild KnightShift). Yes, running the new FOTM R/M, cause I am not elf enough to be WD/S.

Oh, and people who have more than 3 classes are clinically insane.


Amberwave

Intermediate

Posts: 369

Location: Chicagoland

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50

Friday, April 12th 2013, 9:53pm

Quoted from "vfwiffo;597468"

Around the corner is a runaway truck. You DO NOT enjoy next 4 weeks in intensive care unit.

Wish I was stinky rich. :p


Wish granted, but you and your money do actually stink, and there for no one will actually interact with you directly and almost no one will accept your money, and then only in very small amounts.

I wish I had a clone to do my job while I stay home :)

Cike

Rogue

Posts: 4,171

Occupation: Being Human

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51

Saturday, April 13th 2013, 12:25am

Quoted from "Amberwave;597470"

Wish granted, but you and your money do actually stink, and there for no one will actually interact with you directly and almost no one will accept your money, and then only in very small amounts.

I wish I had a clone to do my job while I stay home :)


wish granted, but the clone does a terrible job and gets you fired

i wish i was a pink pony
my r/p can outdps r/m. your name is stupid.

mages should stack dex. word.

mnkmurphy885

Professional

Posts: 1,066

Location: MoonGuard

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Saturday, April 13th 2013, 3:04am

Quoted from "Cike;597477"

wish granted, but the clone does a terrible job and gets you fired

i wish i was a pink pony

Wish granted, but you get kidnapped by a party of tourists from Key West and spend the rest of your life as a mascot in parades down Main Street...

I wish I was already level 77/77/77...
Formerly Fandreith, currently Fanndreith, 90 Hunter
World First solo Amboriar
Paz on mages: i have full and complete faith blizzard will keep us fail and balanced.

53

Saturday, April 13th 2013, 3:47am

Quoted from "mnkmurphy885;597482"

Wish granted, but you get kidnapped by a party of tourists from Key West and spend the rest of your life as a mascot in parades down Main Street...

I wish I was already level 77/77/77...


Wish granted, you are instantly set to 77/77/77, but all your TP is gone and you are set to 0 total TP.

I wish I had more desire to play..
Borella - 100 W/M/S/R/P/K
VVV
If you play P/K in instances you're garbage


54

Saturday, April 13th 2013, 2:59pm

wish granted...but ur new found desire to partake of rom is the overwhelming infatuation you have with showing lost-palenque-guild leaders what a real guild can do...with 2.5 liters of baby oil, a bullwhip, 6 catholic nuns with speech impediments and a dead chiron. that being the non-secret part of her nightly hazing/initiation into endgame as she slowly levels her new mage/wd.

(endgame meaning not running MA and NoM nightly..srry)-clarification

i wish DEAR GOD GIMME AN INVITE! WTH DRUGS DOES RENI HAVE AND WHY IS MY BLOODSTREAM NOT A RAINBOW OF RENI PERVERSION!

camagic

Professional

Posts: 849

Location: noobville

Occupation: expert noob

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55

Monday, April 15th 2013, 8:40pm

wish granted, you are invited to guild flatulance and your rank is gas leak.

I wish I did not know that.
95wd/95s/65d
server artemis
Please do not "class balanace" the tactics I use.

Posts: 22

Location: Argentina

Occupation: Work, try to keep a bunch of people alive as myself.

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56

Tuesday, April 16th 2013, 7:38pm

Quoted from "camagic;597657"

wish granted, you are invited to guild flatulance and your rank is gas leak.

I wish I did not know that.


Wish granted, but your mind has been reset.

I wish I could jump really high.

57

Tuesday, April 16th 2013, 7:59pm

Quoted from "emperordragon;597835"


I wish I could jump really high.


Wish granted. Unfortunately your unable to breathe in the vacuum of space.

I wish I had a penny.

EntropyKnight

Intermediate

Posts: 171

Location: That one place over there - see?

Occupation: Going places, doing things.. getting them done!

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Tuesday, April 16th 2013, 8:32pm

Quoted from "atriedies;597839"

Wish granted. Unfortunately your unable to breathe in the vacuum of space.

I wish I had a penny.

Granted, but the penny has been put through a souvenir penny maker and now acts as a memorial to some really bad tourism.

I wish for someone to get what exactly I'm referencing when I say "We're going to be the best of friends, you and I."
Mithras: The social server. Has a nice ring to it...

Kimberly (r/m/k - retired until further notice), Trylis (wd/d/r)
And one of the very few people trying to bring back the "RP" in this RPG.

59

Tuesday, April 16th 2013, 9:20pm

Quoted from "EntropyKnight;597853"

Granted, but the penny has been put through a souvenir penny maker and now acts as a memorial to some really bad tourism.

I wish for someone to get what exactly I'm referencing when I say "We're going to be the best of friends, you and I."


Someone got that you are referring to this with that phrase. Unfortunately, that person spread the information throughout the server, and, well... your reputation as tough guy never recovered.

I wish I had some idea when ROM servers will be back up.
-- Rustyx --- 92R / 92S / 92M on Reni (Guild KnightShift). Yes, running the new FOTM R/M, cause I am not elf enough to be WD/S.

Oh, and people who have more than 3 classes are clinically insane.


60

Wednesday, April 17th 2013, 8:27am

Wish granted. You now have an idea it's just off by 3432352 hours 22 minutes and 12 seconds.

I wish that this wish gave me 3 more wishes with no consequences for all 4 wishes to anyone or anything in the known and unknown universe, including but not limited to myself, my family, my friends and any person or animal on the planet, futhremore all risk and liability associated with any of these 4 wishes shall be waived and all parties hereby agree to waive all rights and privileges given to them by any goverment, business or community association, while in the event of my death one of my wishes would automatically be used to ressurrect me with 3 more equally protected wishes as described in this wish contract.