Runes of Magic US / AU

I was bored and found this on the internet.

Saito
Saitô is the tenth most common Japanese surname.

People named Saitō include:
Saito Dosan (daimyō)
Saito Hajime (Shinsengumi captain)
Saito Makoto (former Governor-General of Korea, former Prime Minister of Japan)
Saito Mokichi (poet)
Saito Musashibo Benkei (fighting monk of folklore)

Fictional characters named Saitô
(family name)
Saito, of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
Saitô Hajime, of Rurouni Kenshin
Kaede Saitou, of Angelic Layer
Saito Kayano of The Devil Does Exist
Kaori Saito, of Jiraishin / Ice Blade

(given name)
Saito Hikari (Hub Hikari), of Rockman.EXE / Mega Man NT Warrior
Spoiler for the Rockman.EXE Saito: Saito Hikari is the unknown name of the protagonist. He is known much better as the one and only Rockman.EXE, the Net Navi of Hikari Netto, the second Protagonist. Saito (only in the game and manga) is Netto's twin brother, who had died of a disease. His father, Yuuichiro Hikari, had been unwilling to accept his son's death, and transferred his entire consciousness to that of a Customized Network Navigator. The two, unlike any pair of NetOp and NetNavi, begin to share a mental link, and have special powers known only to them. Unfortunately, in the Anime Series, Saito does not exist, and is just known as Rockman.EXE, and Rockman.EXE alone.


Me+bored=annoyance or pain or embarrassment for others

Saito you are now some random dude from japan!

I also found a taco


tacos
The African Children Of Somalia aka tacos

A delicious treat when you need something to eat. They're good with butter.
Person 1: Damn those tacos look good.
Person 2: They sure do.
Person 1: We can rub 'em with butter...
Person 2: ...and then lick it off.
Person 1 & 2: Hells yea!

O_____O

I found one for Pink hat!


Pinky's
A very yummy, delicious candy made of milk chocolate consisting of caramel and marshmallow. They're very popular in New Zealand. And gastronomically pleasing.
I went to New Zealand and the people I stayed with bought me a Pinky's bar, and I've been in love with them ever since.

I be bored so time for crazy thoughts from my mind.

Grim reaper: You enjoy making my job a pain don't you
Me: I have no idea what your talking about
Grim reaper: You manage to kill one pop star and half the girls in the world commit suicide...
Me: How was I suposed to know people actually like Justin Beiber....


Things that have never been said:
1.Yes yes ill respect you in the morning now go make me dinner
2. I'll put the game down in 5 minutes alright
3. The government knows what its doing and have our best interests in mind
4. You are all wonderful students and i am sad to see you go
5. Of course Santa is real
6. Human's are the most intelligent lifeforms on earth
7. I had no idea he was your Ex
8. You can be anything you want to be
9. Obama knows what he's doing
10. You can trust me


Do not fear the zombie apocalypse for zombies eat brains! They shall starve long before they find one of the few smart people in the world.

Me: Ah! I just love the smell of death in the morning
Death: Sorry I have morning breath....
Me: AHHH! the frick are you doing in my bed!
Death: You got drunk and blew yourself up I felt nice and didn't want to go home so I brought you back and slept with you.
Me: Ah well then *hefts flamethrower* Now I have to cleanse my bed
Death: WAIT!! LEMME GET OUT FIRST!!
Me: MUAHAHAHHAHAHH DIE DEATH!
1 Year later....
Judge: I proclaim you king for granting humanity Mortality!

Me: meh whatever
2 years later
ME: HOW DARE YOU IM THE KING!

Angry mob #2: No one dies anymore but people still get born! Stupidity will never end only grow now! WE barly have room to move because everyone got to drunk and now we're overpopulated and the stupid ones are the parents!

Me: NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *falls out of bed* Owwww.....oh thank god it was a dream
Death: Be quiet I'm trying to sleep here.....
Me:......................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *jumps out window*


Bored again

Me around people: I don't like you.... Me around animal: ASDFGHJKL YOU'RE SO CUTE!!!!

Mental state of the sleep deprived- the heck is this? the heck is that? the heck are you?

Grrrrrhhrrrrrrrermg -me when I wake up when I get sleep
I could be a morning person.....if morning happened around noon

Started talking to myself. Some of the only intelligent conversations I get
I'm not crazy, im just special!!...No,wait...maybe I am crazy...one second...I have to talk to myself about this one....
I'm not going mad, I just lost my sanity
Oh no I'm not sick. I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like theres a cure.

So, do you know how you want to die yet? Our special today is the cute teddy bear, it comes with a slow death

"Truth or dare" more like "interrogation or abuse"



Captain America. ALS champion since 1945
Avatar Aang.frozen 100 years
Philip J. Fry. Cryogenically frozen for 999 years
Encino man. Frozen since 3,800 bc
Internet explore. Still frozen..............

How's the diet going? Not good, I had eggs for breakfast. Scrambled? Cadbury's....

That awkward moment when everyone is talking about their skills and talents and I just sit here thinking: I CAN BREATHE.

What's your life motto?-"Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck,I'm scared of lobsters."

Top 10 questions

1.if mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
2.when lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
3.if there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
4.can you cry underwater?
5.does the postman deliver his own mail?
6.why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
7.can crop circles be squares?
8.are eyebrows considered Facial hair?
9.is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
10.how can lemon washing liquid contain real lemons but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings?

Book sniffing

Book sniff-ing [boo k] [snif-fing]

Verb

1.breathing in the sent of a book;often done in secret
2.how book nerds get high


\O/ this is Bob
I bob likes you
/ \ Bob also likes sharp things
i suggest you run from bob /0/|-
I
/ \

abcdefg gummy bears are chasing me
one is red one is blue
one id trying to eat my shoe
now im running for my life
'cuz the red one has a knife



Come back I only want to stab you with a spoon-I Mean hug you
Sometimes I wish I was a unicorn so I can stab people with my head
Duct tape is like the force; there's a dark side and a light side and it hold the universe together

Me at school- me:I hate you all. Me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday. Me:holy hell walk faster! Me:get smarter you idiot. Me: maybe if I hit my head on the my desk enough times......