Runes of Magic US / AU

Ever taken a gander at some fella's gear in siege and thought, "sweet mother of mercy, this guy can't be for real!" Then ye get swept up in the heat of battle and feverishly decide to look at another person's gear before you decide to report them for being sexy. You frantically click that inspect equipment button and have a slight heart attack. Before you know it, you're hooked on the rush of seeing powerful gear that gives you jumpscares at first sight and can't crave enough. Soon you need more, and cannot be satisfied by mere gears of normality any longer. Where can one find such beautiful feats of disappointingly powerful gear for an exorbitantly low price?

Fear not, for at Ghostlord's Gear Emporium of Magical Oddities and Fishing Supplies, we sell you gear that's been tested, retested, abused, slightly damaged, and glitched to all hell for you enjoyment needs! All of our products are tested on local Reni residents before being shipped from the factory so that you won't ever have to try it on for yourself!! Just look at local Blacksmith, Sir Zidlef Von Clarenceux Jochems Esquire III! The Armor fits him so well, he doesn't even know he's wearing it!





We at Ghostlord's Gear Emporium of Magical Oddities and Fishing Supplies look out for our customer by providing the thrills, that only real life could provide better! We hope to be seeing more of you soon!





Disclaimer: If you believed that anything in this screenshot was real, then you've been trolled. This has been posted with Zidlef's permission and should be treated as an entertainment item.

Due to popular request, Zid shall have an entirely new piece of gear comprised of nothing but mana and defense! Ghostlord's Gear Emporium of Magical Oddities and Fishing Supplies will work tirelessly until one such piece of extraordinary brilliance is forged from the fires of Morfan's greatest forge! We shall spare no expense!