OK, so I was bored and I figured "What would be better to relieve my boredom than writing some ROM limericks?".
There was a Taborean scout
Who of his DPS was quite proud
Dozen buffs he would stack
Till one day "What the <bleep>??!
Oh, forgot, Chapter 4 must be out"
A certain past-endgamer priest
Was always quite good for assist
His most useful skill
Was his General Heal
It got nerfed, so now he is <bleep>
A returning chapter two mage
said "Things sure got <bleep>y with age.
I was the best DPS
And now that scout BS
Is an utter 'n complete outrage"
Behold the all-powerful knight
His defense is unrivaled, all right.
He can go toe to toe
With any in-game foe,
But to kill one, it'll take him all night.
There once was a lecherous druid
Like most elves, graceful and fluid
He'd say "On elven behalf
Let me... umm... pull out my staff
And I'll show how nature boys do it"
A certain apprentice knight squire
Dissed rogue, thus raising her ire.
She snuck on him slow...
Premed! Oooh! Nice LOW Blow!
So he now sings falsetto in choir.
A warden once said to his pet
"My class might be suckiest yet
So my guild's new recruit
Said "hey, try this nice fruit"
Ummm... What class am I? I somehow forget"
A warrior sharpens his axe
And practices frenzy attacks
And to keep up his rage
He yells "WHAT <BLEEP>! OUTRAGE!
MY BUFFS??! WHY NONE OF THEM STACKS!"
. It still needs a warden one tho ;P 
